The folks over at Deadspin picked up on this (courtesy of Dallas Sports Fans), but it would behoove us here at TheBaltimorons.com (tell your friends) to mention it.
It appears Baltimore's favorite loudmouthed wannabe shock jock, WNST's "Nasty" Nester Aparicio, attacked a Dallas-based radio host, The Ticket's Gordon Keith, down at the Super Bowl in Tampa Bay. As Deadspin so ably recapped, apparently Aparicio and Keith had a long-standing tiff of sorts. Keith approached Aparicio this morning with a wireless mic in the hopes of reconciling their differences (presumably on air). At which point Aparicio attempted to asphyxiate Keith.
Yeah! You take your peace-keeping ways back to Texas, you lasso-twirling, Lone Star-drinking pansy! This is Balmer! We must protect this house!!! Under Armour!!!
Ahem. This is not the first time Aparicio has been under a controversial spotlight. But I won't sit here and bore you with past anti-Semitic, classist indiscretions. (Just follow the Dallas Sports Fans link.)
So here's to you, Nasty Nester. You, sir, are a true Baltimoron.
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