Don’t think we don’t see right through this whole “hurricane damage” act Houston. You’re not forced to evacuate due to the severity of the weather; you’re not focusing on the community well-being before a football game. What you are, very simply,is chicken shit.
Its okay Texans, I would be scared too. The undefeated Baltimore Ravens were coming into town and you panicked, it happens. A swarming defense was prepare to rain down upon you (too soon?) and Coach Kubiak was literally shitting bricks in an effort to blockade your stadium entrance from the gale force winds of fury coming out of Charm City.
Go ahead, take away our bye week, it doesn’t matter to us. Ray Lewis doesn’t sleep during the weeks his Ravens play; he maintains a constant state of suspicious alertness from his perch atop M&T Bank. You are taking away Ray Ray’s only nap time until February 2nd and that makes him upset. When Ray Ray gets upset, people DIE (allegedly)!!!!
We will see you in week 8 you Texans of Houston. 8 more weeks of experience for the great Joey Flacco. 8 more weeks for the training staff to re-forge Ed Reed. 8 more weeks for me to entirely forget what happened this weekend and become jubilantly thankful that there won’t be another weekend without the Ravens playing.
p.s. BWACK BWACK BWACK **shitting noise**
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